Well, the El Segundo police department have answered the call to “Come and Knock on Our Door” when they arrested Three’s Company’s Joyce DeWitt on July 4th for Suspicion of Drunk Driving. The real insult, though, was not the arrest, but the propogation of this heinous mugshot:

I don’t blame her, though. I feel bad for her. If you spent all those years surrounded by Suzanne Sommers (who received a lot of fame and credit despite not being as talented as you – a tough pill to swallow) and John Ritter (who genuinely was exponentially more talented than you and received all the credit he actually was due – also a pretty tough pill to swallow) – wouldn’t you drink as well?