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Kanye West – “People Look At Me Like I’m Hitler”

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I think this comparison could have easily been avoided with a little bit more careful consideration with regards to personal style…

Kanye West - People Look At Me Like I'm Hitler

It's Chaplin! It's Hitler! No....It's KANYE!!!!

Starbucks Spelling

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It’s really interesting to me that this genuinely seems to be that way that the majority of Starbucks baristas think you spell the name “Melanie”

Have they never possessed brand new pair of roller skates, nor had a friend that, by virtue of serendipity, just happened to have a brand new key???

I’m Pretty Sure This Is More Useful Than the “Elevator vs. Stairs” Thing

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Sadly.
In Case of Fire, Exit Building Before Tweeting About It

Ultimate Dog Tease

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This video – Ultimate Dog Tease – has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time. It was first brought to my attention via the Facebook feed of my friend, cool chick/rocker/actress/spin instructing goddess/as-big-a-dog-lover-as-i-am-if-that’s-even-possible Marla Sokoloff, but apparently she’s ahead of the curve, because several million people have watched it since she first posted in on Facebook.

Check it out if you haven’t seen it – and if you HAVE, then just enjoy it again! 😀

Discussing Bands on Indie Labels – We Get It Already! You’re Hip!

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This photo definitely reminds me of some people I know – hopefully people wouldn’t say the same about me! LOL

Best. Thank You Page. EVER!!!

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Love it. If the work is even HALF decent I’ll be using them again. LOL

Rent From Us or Burn in Hell!

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OK, people!  I risked life and limb digging my camera out of my purse while still remaining level with this guy on the freeway!  Not to mention having to continue freeway driving while I held my camera up to the window with a steady enough hand to take a legible picture.

It was worth it, though, to memorialize this truck.  Jesus Party Rentals.

Where the staff of Party Down Catering will be working after they get their lives right, I imagine!  And here they thought they were just gonna go wait tables at the Soup’r Crackers!

1981 News Report On the Newfangled “Newspapers on Your Computer” Phenomenon

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Enjoy this little blast from the past News Report about people (GASP!) reading newspapers on computers 😀
I originally came across this video on Genuine Juice, and the blogger himself was actually interviewed for this news report as a kid, but ended up on the cutting room floor.

Here are a few notable things about this news report –

  • The report is given by the TV Station’s “Science Editor” because it deals with computers.  And, you know.  They’re Science-y.
  • The subject of the report dials the “local number” to connect his computer on his actual telephone! 😀  Hello, War Games!
  • David Cole of the San Francisco Examiner was half-prescient.  He predicted that newspapers on computers wouldn’t make a lot of money.  Heh. That’s true.  But he also said “We’re probably not going to lose money.”  Wow, David.  Inside 30 years this technology is going to decimate your entire industry.   SOMEONE’S FACE IS RED!
  • Only between 2,000 and 3,000 people in the San Francisco Bay Area owned computers!
  • There is actually a title card that designates the subject as “Richard Halloran – Owns Home Computer”
  • The TEXT ONLY edition of the newspaper takes over TWO HOURS to download!!!  And service cost FIVE BUCKS AN HOUR!

Betty Bowers – America’s Best Christian – Breaks Down Bible Based Marriage

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This has got to be one of the best videos I’ve seen in a long, long time.  It’s hilarious, thought-provoking, and oh-so-detailed!  You can tell so much work went into it!

You need to watch it more than once, to focus on the different parts.  Once to watch it and get the overall impression, one time to pay closer attention to the graphics, one time to read the Bible verse citations, once to read the snarky captions…and then a bunch more times to just laugh and laugh!!! 😀

Gotta give props where props are due.  Deven Green plays Betty Bowers, and the killer illustrations are by Steve Hogan.

ENJOY!

In case you wanna read along, here’s a transcription:

BETTY BOWERS: Here’s a well-known fact.  All you unsaved trash out there have no idea what constitutes a Bible-based marriage, and here’s a little known secret – neither do Christians.  And that’s why the Lord has called upon me, America’s Best Christian, to teach all of you his definition of marriage.  Pay close attention, because he’s rather inventive!

In the beginning of time, say…6000 years ago, God created one man and one woman.  They had two children, both had penises.  You might inquisitively ask, “Lord, if Adam and Eve only had boys, where did the grandchildren come from?”  Trust me, you’re not going to like his reply.  A Bible-based marriage is between one man, one woman, and the son she seduces after he’s killed his only brother.

A family that slays and lays together, stays together.

True story: Abraham, the father of three faiths, two of them total rubbish, married his sister.  As if that wasn’t sordid enough, slutty sister Sarah invited Abraham to have sex with her maid, someone named Hagar, such an appallingly butch name!  A Bible-based marriage is between one man and his sister…and the help!  Goodness me, Lord, the help? Doing the help?  I don’t even speak to mine.

Quick, what’s the Lord’s favorite way to punish a man who rapes an unmarried virgin? Anyone? Marriage! Yes, a Bible-based marriage is between one woman and her rapist!  Mazel Tov!

Remember how God turned Lot’s wife into a pillar of Kosher salt? So a Bible-based marriage can sometimes be between one man and a kitchen condiment. Bon Appetit!

So what do you do if you run out of close relatives or servants to marry?  Well, the rather crafty Lord has a fabulous tip – just drive over to the nearest town and murder everyone who either has a penis or has seen one.  Then just round up all the virgins who are left.  Of course, you don’t need to take a big truck if you try this in, say, America.  A Bible-based marriage is between one man, a gal who’s kidnapped and raped right after her mother, brother, and slutty sister are slaughtered.

Remember – in the Bible, it’s not rape if the man says, “I do.”

King David had a fabulous collection of wives and a harem absolutely chock full of athletic concubines, whom the Lord had raped by David’s son, because the Lord was in a snit over some drama concerning that little troublemaking tramp Bathsheba.  A Bible-based marriage is between one man, a woman, another woman, yet another woman, a few more women, an adulterer, and a pack of raped whores!

In a galling show of one-upmanship, David’s son King Solomon had 700 wives, and because God loves to round up, 300 concubines.  Which are really just live-in whores.  A Bible-based marriage is between one man and, frankly, enough booty to make a Mormon compound seem quaintly understaffed.

So what do you do when you can’t afford even one wife, let alone a pack of in-house hookers, but you still have your little heart set on having a son?  Well, the Lord shrewdly suggests that you inveigle a slave into raping your daughter. Voila! Problem solved.  A Bible-based marriage is between one man, Daddy’s little girl, and the slave Daddy hired to rape her.  Try getting a Hallmark card for that.

The whole concept of marriage apparently bored bachelor Jesus to tears, other than encouraging his buddies to abandon their wives, about all Jesus said on the subject was that once you do it, that’s it.  No running off to Babylon to get a divorce.  So, clearly, in the Bible you can have as many wives as you want – just as long as you have them all at once.

So, let’s recap the Lord’s idea of the perfect marriage.  It is between one man and his sister, and a rapist, and a kitchen condiment, gal who’s kidnapped and raped, a few more women, an adulterer, and a pack of raped whores, 700 wives, 300 concubines, and the help, and a son who has murdered his brother.

But it is NOT between one man and another man.  Because, well, that would be immoral.

ANNOUNCER: Survey says: 4 out of 5 evangelical divorcees believe marriage is sacred.

Herc’s BIG Food Bowl

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When I was transferring Hercules’ food into a plastic container, he was like, “FINALLY! She got me an appropriately-sized food bowl!”

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